“Where do you go to school?” “Texas” “What University?” “University of Dallas” “Ohhh University of Texas at Dallas” “No University of Dallas” “Where’s that?” “Irving” “Oh it’s that baptist school right?” “No it’s.... you know what... nvm” x.com/thuggassmeshia…

I miss my team I miss my team I miss my team I miss my team

Please retweet if you think there should be a global ban on trophy hunting.

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

Here's to National Sibling Day!!! Now everyone gets to experience the weirdness of my siblings!!!

Coaches care about wins, not their athletes. I’ve been realizing that a lot lately.