Had to look up what jfk jr looked like bc his visage was wiped from my memory upon watching this

How the fuck do you get this job please somebody tell me I am on my knees begging I’m so fucking tired all the time

I get emotional about how beautiful dc is every spring lol. It hasn’t happened to me this year yet but sometimes I go outside and cry because of how beautiful everything is and how happy people look

i actually understand how important the strait of hormuz being closed is because i've seen star wars: episode i: the phantom menace (1999)

on the day of my namesake my work phone number has been hacked and I am particularly fragile so everyone must be sooooo nice to me and better be wearing green !

yeah I am important work you could say, as in I was the nexus of revealing a critical security concern that has us in an organizational panic !

stuck driving back and forth across the city for work nonsense and I am seeing so many cherry blossoms !!! We are soooooo back

I can almost believe in spring !!!

I take it back dc is hell on earth

coworker asked me to get coffee at 9:30 today … it’s ten still no sign from them ! picked a spot near their home ! they told me they were on the way 40 minutes ago …

why is it always older people who are blasting audio from their phones in public !!!! It used to be youth but now I have to survive mental attacks after they squandered our futures

me: having a calm and relaxing moment at my local cafe patio enjoying the start of spring my Apple Watch: sir you must be being hunted for sport rn your heart rate is so high

a veces cuando voy por la calle miro el césped y miro a la gente y luego miro al cielo y me entran ganas de llorar pq vivir es muy bonito

idk idk idk idk ! loving spring and the blooms outside my front door, wishing for change in my life but not being ready to make change happen, seasonally accurate state of being I suppose

this is the best part of the World Cup and so glad part of it is in Mexico !!!

got profiled at my fave coffee shop today as they called out the order for a cortado and had to say oh not mine only to be hit with the apology when my strawberry latte came up

Beekeepers are busy at the Renwick Gallery across the street from the White House removing a hive of European Honey Bees which attached themselves to the building.

reunited with my people, ever other mentally ill millennial in line to see Hayley Williams tonight in the dmv

sometimes babygirl is a 37 year old woman