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@_prestonp

what’s brackin

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calendar_today29-03-2012 21:59:42

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Lysander, Lately Libidinal Lyricist (@9chabard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one weird thing about being a guy is you never really have any idea what’s normal for guys to do during sex cause no one tells you what other guys are doing. for instance i had no idea i was supposed to have a bra-unhooking catchphrase until yesterday

PlusMinus (@plusmin03340269) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm already massively anti generative AI but if you ever use ai to communicate matters of the heart you're missing out on the best parts of being human. It's like you're already dead

Rob Fox III (@robfoxthree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All the β€œWorld War 3!!!” people are too WW2-brained You need get into WW1 brain WW3 isn’t starting in some Invasion of Poland, Pearl Harbor grand strike It’ll start because an activist influencer livestreams a prank that accidentally kills a rich guy you never heard of

pnw working mom (@pnw_working_mom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t know how we got to a place as a society that hates fireworks. I’m sorry your dog doesn’t like them, but your dog doesn’t dictate my life on the 4th of July.