Aye, what up fam. Right, so, this account is about to be flipped to a #MarvelRP account, so just a heads up. I've relocated the writer account over on ᴛʜᴇ 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐃𝐀𝐃, so y'all can find me there. Cheers.

“One, I can hear you. Two, I will still find the food. And I will eat it.”

“Good to be back.” After a wide grin, an air of business returns, tone serious. “Now, I need a good triple cheese burger.”

“While we’re at it why don’t we tell everyone my Facebook page and Instagram?”

The Brit's eyes rolled along with his head. Then those eyes set themselves on Todd. “You know I don’t own either, r i g h t ?”

“Don’t sass me, Todd.”

Mixes himself a Kahlua “Snake-Juice.” Did he recreate the banned alcoholic drink from Parks and Rec? Yes he did. Is he drinking it like morning coffee? Yes he is.

Pauses with the glass midway to his lips. “That’s why there’s coffee in it.” Downs the drink.

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆." — 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝟏𝟖 — 𝖲𝖧𝖨𝖤𝖫𝖣 𝖲𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍 — #𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅 𝖮𝖢 — 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖻𝗒 #𝖠𝗌𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗍

With brows raised, he lifts a glass to her. “I’m certain this is illegal but what they don’t know… All the more pleasure for us.”

“Also, good evening all. I know it has been a couple of years. Long mission.” Faint grin. “Who missed me?”

─ ᴍᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴛᴇs ᴏғ #ᴠᴀʟʜᴀʟʟᴀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. #ɴᴇᴡ: ᴛʜᴏʀ #ʟᴅᴍ #sʜɪᴘ: ᴄʜᴇᴍ ᴡ/ (ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ) #sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ: sʟs #ᴏᴄ, #ᴀᴜ ﹠ #ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴀɢ: #𝓑ᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ

─ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ＰＯＷＥＲ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ＰＲＩＣＥ. ｢ɴᴇᴡ ʟᴀʏᴏᴜᴛ ʙʏ: @WordsOfToIkien｣

OH MARRIE-AAAAAANN!

...who the fuck is marrie-ann...

<boots ∏ Σ ∏ onto the TL and leaves>

hey dudes, relocated my account wanna find me u know how to contact me!