. . .

Alfred mode activated

This has R and Harls written all over it.

Catwoman: -breathes- My loser ass:

I have found another descriptive writer who is also a fellow lunatic

My drunk-ass texting Catwoman

I AM DRUNK TWEETING ON THE BATMAN SOMEONE STOP ME

Oh no she di-int.

I WILL NOT MY CONTAINED.

. . . fuck

My ass ain’t even outta bed yet, woman!

As a proper gentleman, please allow me to carry those for you.

You sonofa— AGAIN?

I need a vacation. If I get called out last minute one more time, there ain’t a table in the world that won’t be flipped in the wake of my wrath.

2 hours and my old ass is HOOOOOME

3 replies drafted up and already I’m tired AF.

I have been locked out of Bats. And Supes. For DAYS. Perfect.

Fuck me. Startin to remember why I peace’s out on RP several years ago. Fucking thing keeps locking me out of my accounts.

GUESS WHO FINALLY UNLOCKED HUS RP ACCOUNTS. That’s right. It’s me.

/. Putting things into perspective. docs.google.com/document/d/1-E…