Problem with stats like this being shown in minutes is how unbelievably unimpressive it makes this sound. I can’t stop reading this as a piss take tweet

Disgusted by the fact there is a historical record of me having Nicholas Jackson in my Fantasy team for 2 weeks. Taking out a NDA with the Premier League so my son never finds out.

Maths guys running 2000 simulations to find a 80/1 place and the guys who keep backing Scheffler win only

Disgusted by the fact there is a historical record of me having Nicholas Jackson in my Fantasy team for 2 weeks. Taking out a NDA with the Premier League so my son never finds out.

Who the fuck is the commentator doing this Villa game hahaha sure the cunt’s had about 3 strokes during the shoot-out

Seeing HardestGeezer videos soundtracked to “Run Boy Run” is cultural appropriation of the BBC 2014 World Cup montage

Every now and then I think about the time a newspaper thought the best way to report on a failed terrorist plot at the 1998 World Cup was to DRAW A CARTOON OF IT!

2 year retrospective justice payouts for the Fred Winter?

Just entered a bookie live chat to try and get the Official Going Description market settled

Happy Mothers Day to all you special Mums out there. #PrayForMuamba

Stunning darts

Miguel Perez Cuesta, commonly known as Michu, Swansea City football player attends on day 1 of The Cheltenham Festical at Cheltenham Racecourse (2014)

HELLO LITTLE BABY #Corrie #ClassicCorrie

Only 31 appearances for this cunt is absolutely astonishing to me. Goal against Man United in that 4-2 comeback game perhaps doing heavy lifting in a huge case of Premier League Years brain

Think “Linesman should flag early because an injury might happen!!!” is the absolute all-timer in completely baffling commentator anger.