#offline RL calls.

//So Lex isn't a Dna Doner for the New 52 superboy..

You never know what you have until its gone. I'm a bloody idiot

Love to log on and have mentions. Gonna get to it tonight

{I can see Fred cheering as I look around. "I did it! I did it!" She kept shouting, but did what? I felt i couldn't talk back as I see >>

{>> Wesley, Darla and everyone who's properly died in the last few years celebrating too. "I finally built a perfectly gullible puppet" >>

{>> she says pointing at me} I'm not a bloodypuppet! {I shout as I wake up in the middle of my room} what the'? Was that a dream? >>

>>{I look around remembering something about a potential slayer... Yeah, Britney Stone was here wasn't she?} hey anybody here?>>

>>{but I still feel woozy and can't manage to get up} I need to get up... Go look for Wi...llo... ow {but pass out immediately}

RT Ellie Hall Louis Peitzman All I need in a boyfriend is someone who will marathon all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with me

So kiddies. Uncle Spike will be taking a sabbatical. If anyone needs me (which I doubt) you can try your luck with DM's or other accounts

Ok you ball of lousy ninnies. I think it's time the big bad pulls a come back to teach you all a think or two

No, Spike's trying to give this TL something interesting other than squirt gun fights mate.

Oh mate. I really don't recommend that. Might give ya some health issues. God of hell or not!

{lighting up a smoke}. Sorry, but squirting others is not in my definition of fun. Bashing heads... Well that's a whole new topic

I don't do innuendo. Not the type to be subtle. {blow smoke}

In the words of a dear friend: This account will now be boxed and shelved. Perhaps it'll turn up someday.

Why people keep following is beyond me. Don't you see the Inactive status? No Willow means no Spike. Get it through your bloody thick skulls

Hey! I'm inactive you bloody moron. Hey! Ok, pint size wanker. Slayer_Faith is bloody awesome. Now let me rest in peace here

@Scoobster244 any chance you and I could have a word?