Fumbling a friend group by ageing out of binge drinking

Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just guys

Why I out here tryna fuck a guy who grows soybeans

Need me a foot guy, my feet hurt so much after work. Need a good rub and stretch

Damn, I guess he really is a bad bunny

It took about 800hours to build this, please use 1 sec of your time to like and repost. thank you.

Wait – I just heard Morgan Wallen for the first time and people actually LIKE that?!?

Not this being the first tweet I see about this 😭

Swipe Text is the T9-Word of the smartphone era

Word

Finding out someone has a parasocial relationship with you is WHACK

When your phone is between your legs and it vibrates and tickles your balls and it's your crush 👌🏻😩🥹

"10 years ago on this day" and it's me taking feet pics on rooftops in Istanbul

Working a few leads myself

The lingering scent of man ass on my beard

Today I offer a reminder of the word ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted from too much work. To be ‘foreswunk’ (my own version) is to be exhausted before you even begin.

What's the equivalent to "no problem bro 😏" in Mexican Spanish?

From the backseat, from the backseat, from the backseat

Touched some grass

Bush getting caught in the foreskin and pulling 😞