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Zack Bornstein

@ZackBornstein

Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker) #WGAstrong

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Zack Bornstein
@ZackBornstein

4 months ago

By age 33 you should:
-have $100k in an IRA
-pay off your student loans
-own property
-be betrayed by your best friend
-die on the cross
-come back to life from a rock
-have your teachings wildly misunderstood
-drive a Lexus

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