If Chalo had worked this hard all season…

Water.

Umeitwa kazi unaenda umbea.

I want to store this tweet and check back in a few years. But I have adhd and my brain is quite literally, very useless. But just incase 😂😂😂

If anyone would like Grade 9 books, let me know. They’re not free though…

Do we exchange free will for data bundles/wifi? As in?

What most Kenyans call partying is just drinking endlessly.

This and Sixth Sense haunt me so much. They really don’t make movies like this anymore.

I need random strangers to pray for things like these for me. Money. Health. Happiness. Not a husband. Please Lord, ignore those prayers. It’s money I want.

Pockets of sunshine 🥹🥹🥹

But sir, when David Munyua himself approached the Ministry of Sports, and even Magical Kenya to help them attend this tournament, they were told that GoK has no money for games played in a bar. Ask Rebecca Miano before she goes for yoga lessons please. Thank you very important.

P Diddy wa oontz is sending me 💀💀💀 Ala.

Ain’t no way I’m learning about Shirley through an IG post. Please say it ain’t so.

I’m on the hunt for a good nail tech, and today kwa Mat I saw a lady with a beautiful set, so ofc I asked her to put me on Lemme tell you her energy>>> she took my number, asked someone to go get the nail techs number for her, drew me a mental map how to get there 🥹 Women>>>

we’re due for a deep house event to balance out the gqomotion just a little bit.

Gqomotion is so crazy 😆😆😆 K A R A B O the people are yearning… pack your bags.

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