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Thank you for your sacrifice 🫡

You have been diagnosed with a terminal illness. Your life expectancy is less than 2 weeks. What do you do?

A brief glimpse into my sex life.

Scissor Me Timbers 😂

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The only way to put away tupperware

Go for a lottery ticket next. This person is on fire.

If you don't like this, you smell funny. I'm not even kidding.

99.9999999% of people won't amount to anything of significance. Merely cogs in the machine.

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Whoever came up with this shot needs a raise

The most boring drive any Midwesterner can endure

no he didn’t stutter

rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m… "Go play the Borderlands shooters. Go watch six-hour gameplay videos of it on YouTube. Go get several chlamydia tests back to back. Every one of those options are far more useful and far, far less painful than this."

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It only took 29 years, but finally, someone else can validate my thoughts on this 1995 Terry Gilliam masterpiece. screenrant.com/12-monkeys-tim…