Germany are TRASH

Recovery is key

Not the best first half from us but we grew into the game and got a 4-0 win against New Hall Rangers. Goals from Xaniel Doku Alan Johnson Reece Underwood and Jack weeks. Next up: Brays Athletic FC 10:30 at bush fair.

If you’re trying to do that Dele Alli thing with your fingers, all you have to do: Display how many trophies Arsenal have won since Alli has been at Spurs. Then display how many trophies Tottenham have won since Alli has been at Spurs. Then put it on your forehead like a twat.

3 minutes in. Already screamed ‘fuck off’ 4 times at Cech

No coincidence that I’ve been finding more greys since Xhaka signed..

Choupo- Motings’ agent deserves a knighthood

Mourinho getting sacked AND McGregor getting dealt with all in the space of 24 hours? #CarlsbergSaturdays

Lukaku is the Deyontay Wilder of football: When he bangs, he bangs, but for the other 96% of their time 🐪

Spurs fans getting back home today😂😂😂

Been a weird window.. we normally get linked with big names and sign an Asano/ Debuchy. This time we were linked with Ryan Fraser and ended up with Pepe.

Still 1 more day to sell Xhaka to Club Brugge English

VAR’s are on commission

... and you get the chance to play with me

🗣🗣🗣 CALLING ALL REFEREES 🗣🗣🗣 We’re in need of a referee this Sunday 1st November, for our game in the Harlow prem. Any help finding one would be much appreciated! Harlow Referees Club Essex Referees Find A Referee Essex Referees' Association RT RT RT

Ivan Toney would bag at Arsenal

The best upgrade you’ll ever see.

📞 CALLING ALL REFS 📞 We are in need of a referee this sunday, 12:30 at the summers, Harlow, for what should be a cracking game, if you’re free and fancy it, get in touch! Harlow Referees Club Essex Referees Find A Referee Essex Referees' Association