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Watch out for that blazing turkey. Dropping the bird in the deep fryer not only causes singed eyebrows but also FIVE deaths each year! In case things go awry, having a life insurance plan may be a good idea. Just saying. tinyurl.com/3zujtydm #thanksgiving #lifeinsurance

Don’t pull a Typhoid Mary and make sure Thanksgiving dinner is prepped as hygienically as possible. Which reminds us, have you signed up for life insurance yet? tinyurl.com/87ea3f8b #thanksgiving #lifeinsurance #whatsyourwysh

Fact: we eat every day. Weird fact: people are 10X more likely to choke on Thanksgiving than during any other day of the year. Which reminds us, you should sign up for life insurance. tinyurl.com/vzck5ncp   #thanksgiving #lifeinsurance #whatsyourwysh

It’s Black Friday y'all. And for those who are curious, since 2006 there have been 14 Black Friday deaths every year. Cheers to humanity. Sorry to sound like your mom but you’re a lot more important than an air fryer. blackfridaydeathcount.com #blackfriday #lifeinsurance

Ebenezer Scrooge’s Wysh was to get Tiny Tim London’s last PS5 The boy was brutal in Fortnight, he left few opponents alive Hashtags: #ps5 #bahhumbug #lifeinsurance

“Frosty the Snowman’s Wysh went to the Jack Frost Climate Foundation To make sure that there will always be snow for the next generation.” #frostythesnowman #globalwarming #whatsyourwysh #lifeinsurance

“Krampus used his Wysh to hire more Krampuses in his search To punish more naughty children. He was a real son of a birch.” #krampus #tistheseason #whatsyourwysh #lifeinsurance

“The Nutcracker Prince left a Wysh for a large monument outdoors To honor the toys who fell in the destructive Rat Wars” #nutcracker #ratking #whatsyourwysh #lifeinsurance

“Santa’s Wysh went to the elves for a new workshop, new bell caps and britches and to extend the fireplaces of the world by a couple more inches.” #santa #fireplace #elves #whatsyourwysh #lifeinsurance

Don't just get any ole' type of life insurance. Get the purr-fect life insurance policy. #lifeinsurance #whatsyourwysh

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Long live the girl moss! Stick us in a mushroom burial suit to make it extra organic (and extra chic)

Sweeney Todd Funeral Home 🔪

Wondering if IE has life insurance 🤔

Thanks The Penny Hoarder for talking us up and sharing how you too can get some sweet sweet life insurance. #Finances #LifeInsurance bit.ly/3v4arIa

Life insurance is in the ✨ stars ✨

Instead of a bouquet call it a dequet (pronounced like decay)

I know her beneficiaries acting like this right now

The Canadian government adding itself as a beneficiary on her life insurance policy #QueenElizabeth