It’s slightly unhinged that I watch the YSL Trial just for fun. Like this is my hobby now?

Apparently you 'give up a lot' to work in the federal #judiciary .

You shouldn't have to give up your civil rights, I wrote in Balls & Strikes. #clerkships #courts #judiciary #judicialaccountability 👇

US Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, who was suspended from Federal Circuit last year, told a D.C. federal court that the law underlying her suspension was unconstitutional and that her colleagues were engaging in an ongoing 'pattern of harassment' against her reut.rs/3U9z7w4

the george carlin supposedly-AI postmortem comedy special litigation against dudesy (dudesy, really?) has settled.

elblog.pl/2024/04/03/geo…

Lawyers are notoriously bad at math.

They stay mad tbh

Shoutout to all my real DEIs.

Oh the girls are FIGHTING fighting

Be gentle toward teenagers that still believe in Santa. You still believe in the legitimacy of the Supreme Court.

Twitter Support, I'd like to report a murder.

Everything is DEI now. Didn't get into law school? DEI. Got a parking ticket? DEI. Plane lost its wheel? DEI. Your wife left you? DEI

I really appreciate my readers

Shitty reporting from The New York Times and CNN

Unemployment does more for free speech than the first amendment

If they had commercials for vasectomies, this would be in it

Republican victory in 2024 depends on AI-generated three-armed Black men flipping right 💪💪💪

Probably because 4 justices just voted against the frickin' SUPREMACY CLAUSE without any explanation.

They beating his ass in the context section

This is an amazing take that only gets better the more you think about it

I need someone to make a Neal Katyal edit