“Walsh” is a great name for a minor character

Several of these names double as slurs for certain types of Europeans

Save me ethnically ambiguous shawty save me

(Drake voice) having sex less and jerking off more

[The class clown toddler] More like one poo three

Missouri: I don’t believe you. Show me

I am worrying my pretty little head

An olive branch? Fuck you. I fucking hate olives. This means war

Cunt is a dish best served plentifully

Desire is dish best served hot and ready

[Obviously a Vampire] Tbis looks disgusting.

I’m into reading what someone else thinks and then thinking that way

[Mitch Headberg voice] what is a canola anyway

OJ taught me that murder is sometimes okay

Um comedians aren’t paid to be funny idiot. They’re paid to be comedians

What’s your addiction

Is it sucking

Is it gooning

Is it peen

He fucked Silver’s bitch

Oh hey Ted. How’s the family. How’s the divorce from your wife of 26 years and marriage to your 19 year old mistress going…

Good to hear. Good to hear

Making my jesters perform a live podcast for me

It’s not enough for women to never shut the fuck up, they also want it to be considered abuse to shut the fuck up