Did someone just challenge me to combat with pistols down a backstreet, or am I going duel alley?

#LunchPun

I’ve heard that it’s good luck to hear a prostitute swearing at a chamber pot, but I don’t believe in all that ho cuss po cuss. #LunchPun

#ASongOrMovieForWaste The Slurry With The Fringe On Top

#ASongOrMovieForWaste The Compostman Always Rings Twice

#ASongOrMovieForWaste Litter From Iwo Jima

#ASongOrMovieForWaste The Landfill That Time Forgot

#ASongOrMovieForWaste Rising Dump (The Movie)

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary DILUTE: A medieval Welsh stringed instrument

#MakeABookShakespearean The Time Traveler’s Wives Of Windsor

#MakeABookShakespearean The Ocean At The End Of The Coriolanus

James Bond made sure he’d be recruited by deliberately losing a poker game to his future boss: if you can’t beat M, join M. #LunchPun

Are you ready for the cutest thing ever? 🤔
Here's a tiny Wren having a dust bath! 😍😍😍
Recorded at RSPB Ham Wall at the weekend. 😁🐦

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary REMAND: Provided with staff again (see also DEMAND)

So there's a target to deport asylum seekers to Rwanda. But not a target to end rough sleeping or child poverty.

Happy Earth Day Everybody! Here is a flighty Kingfisher, taken today in Lincolnshire

(A9iii 400mm)

#SonyAlpha #BirdsSeenIn2024 #thebritishwildlife #TwitterNatureCommunity
RSPB

I saw Neil Armstrong buying a tiny ladder for his mother & half of an enormous Rolling Stones logo for his pet deer in Manchester. That’s one small steps for Mum, one giant lip for Manc hind. #LunchPun

May you stride into your week with the confidence of this Chaffinch not using his wings.

📷 Fantastic shot by Kiran Simpson

#ASongOrMovieForAprilShowers The Greatest Shower On Earth

#ASongOrMovieForAprilShowers Watership Downpour

#ASongOrMovieForAprilShowers Gorillas In The Mizzle (one for my fellow Cornish people there)