Missouri Judge Won't Allow Blatant Lies About Abortion Amendment In Ballot Summary wonkette.com/p/missouri-jud…

It's like little free libraries but for clean energy I guess your neighbors can't plug into your solar. Spread The Word On Joe Biden's Climate Action: Hold A 'Ribbon Cutting' For Your New Heat Pump! wonkette.com/p/spread-the-w… by Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

Mixed News In Monthly Jobs Report Sparks Rise In Chicken-Entrails Sales wonkette.com/p/mixed-news-i… by Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

The story continues to not go away, even if Treasontits McGee is now saying it never happened at all. Trump's *Alleged* Arlington Cemetery Woman-Shovers Named, One Was A January 6 Organizer! wonkette.com/p/trumps-alleg…

Trump Sentencing Postponed Again And Are You F*cking Kidding Us With This wonkette.com/p/trump-senten… by Gary Legum

Unemployment down to 4.2%, leading economists to pat each other on the back and chant very quietly, “As expected. As expected.” Mixed News In Monthly Jobs Report Sparks Rise In Chicken-Entrails Sales wonkette.com/p/mixed-news-i…

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Skeleton Key! wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-w…

Annoyed about justice being delayed? Vote! Trump Sentencing Postponed Again And Are You F*cking Kidding Us With This wonkette.com/p/trump-senten… by Gary Legum

Damn it, Hooper, a Halloween drink already? As if the arrival of pumpkin spice everything wasn't enough? Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Skeleton Key! wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-w…

It never goes well for Trump lawyers when they have to appear before a sane judge Judge Tanya Chutkan Reminds Idiot Trump Lawyers What Real Judges Are Like wonkette.com/p/judge-tanya-… by Evan Hurst

Tennesseans are sick and tired of one-party rule. Is that enough? We'll have to wait and Tenne-see! Gloria Johnson Isn't Coming For Your Grill, Burger, Or Lightbulbs. She's Coming For Idiot Sen. Marsha Blackburn. wonkette.com/p/gloria-johns… BY Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

Just a reminder of why we have government regulations in the first place, ahem. The Time A Mine Disaster Actually Led To Some Mine Safety Laws! wonkette.com/p/the-time-a-m… by Erik Loomis

"Yep, some of your kids and their teachers will die. Deal with it" may be more honest than the fantasy of a "good guy with a gun." But it's not much of an argument. JD Vance Inspires America With Brave School Shootings Stance: Suck It Up wonkette.com/p/jd-vance-ins… by Gary Legum

Anti-Abortion people confused about what an abortion even is, again. Missouri Judge Won't Allow Blatant Lies About Abortion Amendment In Ballot Summary wonkette.com/p/missouri-jud…

Why should EV battery factories have all the fun and comically oversized scissors? Spread The Word On Joe Biden's Climate Action: Hold A 'Ribbon Cutting' For Your New Heat Pump! wonkette.com/p/spread-the-w… by Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

From Putsching to Shoving: The Justin Caporale Story Trump's *Alleged* Arlington Cemetery Woman-Shovers Named, One Was A January 6 Organizer! wonkette.com/p/trumps-alleg…

A Side: The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades / B Side: It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) Mixed News In Monthly Jobs Report Sparks Rise In Chicken-Entrails Sales wonkette.com/p/mixed-news-i… by Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

But it was gonna be so fun when Kamala Harris shook his hand at the debate and said “Good luck at your criminal sentencing next week.” Trump Sentencing Postponed Again And Are You F*cking Kidding Us With This wonkette.com/p/trump-senten… by Gary Legum

It’s a “Halloween” cocktail, but it avoids all the pitfalls of bad Halloween drinks. Not green, not blood red, not sugary, it’s not smoking, and no gross-looking garnish Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Skeleton Key! wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-w…

When horrible disasters actually resulted in laws to prevent further disasters. What a concept! The Time A Mine Disaster Actually Led To Some Mine Safety Laws! wonkette.com/p/the-time-a-m… by Erik Loomis