LOL Brandon

The alonest, oldest, upsettest person who ever did live

I don’t know who she’s currently feuding with, but she just automatically lost it.

Is it bad if tons of people told Trump to return his stolen state secrets? What about promising his co-conspirator Walt Nauta a pardon for lying to the FBI?

Read This Delicious Newly Unsealed Evidence In Jack Smith's Stolen Documents Case Against Trump! wonkette.com/p/read-this-de…

Newt Gingrich Worried Judge Gonna Jail Trump, Just Like One Of Those 1960s Civil Rights Workers! wonkette.com/p/newt-gingric…

Hahahahaha

Is it though?

Please somebody come soothe the baby

Nazi Barbie demands answers

Jesse Watters Says Trump Much Too OLD For Criminal Trials. Much Too Who What Now? OLD, He Said OLD. wonkette.com/p/jesse-watter…

Yes, Jesse.

BAD NEWS: Elon Just Noticed Tucker Is Creationist Idiot by wonkette.com/p/bad-news-elo…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Remember when that pussy ass bitch Elon didn’t own it?

These tweets are what happens when nobody who’s funny or who has ever had consensual sex is on your side.

As I mentioned yesterday. Several reporters told me while he slept he would fart loudly. And then grunt and move.

The real story from the courthouse today

Old Man Says He's Cold, Has Some Newspaper Clippings To Show You wonkette.com/p/old-man-says…

This is a direct denial from a regime official:

No missiles were fired into #Iran from outside its territory

There were drones but they were shot down.

A telling, early take on this from within Iran. Risk of immediate Iranian escalation from this event looks low.

Joe Biden getting the endorsement of every living member of the Kennedy family while running against Trump-spoiler RFK Jr is a top-tier political flex that deserves more attention.

There has never been anybody older than Donald Trump.