You saw a little shit and helped me grow into a better person. You’re still helping me even now. I feel weird calling you mom but I will say I cherish you for everything you’ve done.

It sounds weird, but I’m almost offended I had to go and look for nobody. Like wtf you should be following me already my @ didn’t change ho

Because who doesn’t love a big ol battle royal that’ll lead to… something. Maybe. Can you tell I’m excited?

Going that late in the draft, after everything I’ve done and accomplished? You’ll grab some fucking no names and newcomers, but you overlook me, do you? Alright then. Fuck Liberty Pro and @JadeNight_ while I’m at it. Let’s make sure Empire reigns supreme.

Sorry izzy. guess this run of yours means nothing.

I’m going to beat the bricks off of Jessica Anderson, and I’m gonna do it with my best friend izzy. by my side

Move on from a friendship? Nah, I’m good.

If you’re nice we might let you back into Poor Life Choices maybe.

You’re the one asking for stables.

Neat!

Four years ago: Hey I got a dumb idea.

I’m ready for a completely fair and non-biased match. Everything above board.

Jealousy is an ugly look on you.

It took two of you to keep me from my rightful NVR Title. Both of you conspired against me the entire time, and it’s fucking insulting that Mimi Smith represents NVR when she’s done so little to advance the company. I’m not done. Izzy isn’t done. NVR needs us now more than ever.

Nevada Brooks doesn’t just cost me my match. Doesn’t just cost me the NVR World Title. But she has the nerve to put her hands on my best friend who did nothing wrong. I’ll get my title again, don’t you worry about that. But Nevada Brooks? If Izzy doesn’t get you, I will.

I see dead people

“Nuh uh” ahhhh response. If you don’t wanna talk about what happened, that’s fine. Have this moment. But there’s an asterisk next to that win and nothing you do can get rid of it.

Don’t you get it? There is no NVR without PLC. There is no American Thunderdome, no Nevada Brooks championship reign, none of this without Poor Life Choices dragging this company out of the shadow Seattle casted on it. We built this, and you’re ungrateful. You need us. NVR needs us.

What do you gain from dangling the carrot in front of these other teams? What do they gain from trying and trying when they’re just destined to fail? I don’t mind it, really, but it must be crushing for them to know they can’t measure up.