Ben Healy must have been dreaming of this as he grew up in the small eastern Irish town of Kingswinford, near Dudley.

Who gives a fuck? Eat what you like.

Unlike Cycling on TNT Sports coverage, there's no sign of a break. #TDF2025

Ooh, a fireworks cunt in the afternoon on a blazing hot day in July. Is it Hull's lone Orangeman?

The worst thing about Gladiator II - and there are many bad things about Gladiator II - is that it's just really fucking dull.

Tom Petty looks like all of the Bee Gees at once.

Alex Dowsett

Proper refuelling in those days.

Think the "Cricket, bloody Hell" posts have now raised their bat to acknowledge reaching a hundred.

I don't know much about cricket, but 27 isn't very much between 11 of them.

A fireworks cunt outdoing themselves with a volley at 12.45am on a Monday night.

Listening to Crystal by New Order and as ever found myself saying "You definitely can buy honey with money, Barney."

Joy unbound for me this weekend as not only are we going to a party, we're camping and it's going to piss down. Lovely.

Rob Hatch - "Would you like to repeat the last few words of what I've just said?" Adam Blythe "I'd like to repeat the last few words of what you just said"

A fireworks cunt at 12.30pm? That's going above and beyond.

#NowPlaying #FallFriday I Am Kurious Oranj - The Fall

The Great British Summer.

Just found out in the daily office email that someone needed to cover my work as I was on a lieu day today. I did not realise this. Mostly because I didn't realise I was meant to be in yesterday. Which I wasn't. And no-one noticed.

open.spotify.com/album/1YCwXLIE… #NowPlaying Seems apt for today #TDF2025

After two hours at a wildlife farm in the company of two children under three I am ready for the sweet embrace of death.