to all of my lgbt friends and followers please don't hurt yourself no matter what happens

I think we can officially declare this one of the GOAT tweets

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

So it begins. MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

he’s so annoying

there has been a noticeable anti-trans shift in companies in past two weeks and it’s honestly horrifying

Damn, the Wicked marketing team is really going all out

me whenever she says something absurd and asks if i still love her

I'm a professional color grader, and I fixed Wicked. Not perfect, but I think it looks better.

In honor of 360 by charli xcx getting nominated for a grammy, that’s now the minimum ticket price for one of her concerts

Look, nothing any of us can say is gonna beat the fact that he posted this himself

[me eating fries] the exquisite crispness of the outermost layer rendered golden by the oil, paired with the gentle toothsome potato hiding inside

what

Charli xcx's 'BRAT' has been ranked the #1 album of 2024 by Rolling Stone.

Spotify Wrapped is a bit…underwhelming this year. Less unconventional data viz moments like in previous years (like the city matches, zodiac signs, etc). It was all very obvious. The layoffs really show here.

amazing how some white people are so racist they think ariana grande was a diversity hire

I have another one…if you said something problematic 8-12 years ago you should not be cancelled for it in present day….i don’t even agree with the things I said last week LMFAO ppl grow like move on

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my

Zoos are good. They do an enormous amount of conservation work and they’re very dedicated to protecting endangered species. A lot of the animals they care for can’t survive on their own. It’s also good for kids to see animals up close so they truly understand what’s at stake.

This guy watched Whiplash and thought the message was "work really hard and you'll get really good at your job and everyone will love you"