Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people

RIBOMBEEEE #pokemon

the creative process

I'm sorry for being bad at video games I'm not doing it on purpose

Think of all the mac and cheese and casserole and dip I will make!

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

It’s March but I am the madness.

idk man British people really ate with saying “what’s all this then?” because what IS all this then???

#ResidentEvil9

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝

Chuck Norris didn't die, he killed Death. RIP legend.

bro

Public Service Announcement: The Umbrella Corporation is not responsible for your spring allergies. #REBHFun