society: be yourself!!! me: *ignores social norms i find stupid and pointless* society: wait no not like that

Finland leading the way on information literacy: “The goal is active, responsible citizens and voters… Thinking critically, factchecking, interpreting and evaluating all the information you receive, wherever it appears, is crucial. We’ve made it a core part of what we teach,

#SpaceKaren #SissySpaceX

"There's been a Muhrder!" The judge at Plymouth Crown Court to John Cann, aged 51 of Plymouth.

Outfit for your new programme Westdal & Hayward 👥 ? 😉🫣 🦆s.

This is completely heartbreaking

‘It’s grotesque, totalitarian, gender apartheid, plain and simple.’ Shelagh Fogarty expresses her ‘quiet rage’, as she asks ‘why we are doing so little to respond’ to what’s happening to women and girls in Afghanistan.

Mornington Crescent?

Banned from school, work, travel, and gyms— their faces and voices legally erased, subjected to forced and underage marriages—living under the Taliban is hell for Afghan women. The least the world can do is establish visa programs exclusively for Afghan women and girls.

Technically this may be correct. But pensioners can call 0800 99 1234 and a helpful DWP person will fill it in over the phone. Most questions can be ignored.

Trump says people in Springfield are eating Geese. Which is wrong. Geese are not ready yet? They need to wait until Christmas? Don’t they know the nursery rhyme? “Christmas is coming The goose is getting fat”

You wondered why the Tory media were going after Labour over frocks and footie tickets? This is why:

Robert Jenrick and Kemi Badenoch should not be in parliament! They should be in #TateModern with this extraordinary, satirical performance art piece, #WorkingClassMyArse

Mrs Trump is asking $75 each for these Horse Brasses. I’d want the horse as well for that!

This is the table display of Boris Johnson’s memoir at the Cheltenham Literature Festival tonight. Waterstones staff keep cleaning it up. But then festival goers keep doing it again! ⁦Cheltenham Festivals⁩

A working person is someone who relies on their income from working, not through savings and wealth. Why is this so difficult to understand. What am I missing??