There’s no chance Isak leaves this window, but if we are clever we should string them along and quickly sign Ekitike

Just remembered this and burst out laughing at Liverpool

Least Liverpool fans had 30 minutes where they thought they were signing Isak👍 Know your place lads, best of luck signing your back-up option 🤣

🚨 #NUFC - You all know my source is spot on every week with the team sheets and the info I’ve just received this morning at 9am is that Newcastle WILL have Hugo Ekitike and Alexander Isak next season. #NUFC

Anfield Sector Craig Hope You ok hun? You’re on my list. Been very chirpy all summer. See you on September 1st. Like I said I would a long time ago. Don’t go hiding now.

Newcastle fans have been in denial all summer, but Alexander Isak is finally joining Liverpool. This calls for a special... #FanDenial. 18+ GambleAware | #LFC | #NUFC

Anything ?

What a very funny Monday morning

Luke Edwards has had a fucking nightmare this summer hasn’t he. Pleb

⚫️ ⚪️ A couple of Newcastle fans have just turned up at St James’ Park and put this banner up. 😤 Making their feelings about Alexander Isak very clear! 🚗 Yoane Wissa is due at the stadium later to finalise his £55m move from Brentford and he will travel straight past the

What a win

Sorry ?

😂😂 doesn’t even hide it. Fair play

Isak with a bag of peanuts after Slot tells him Guehi is allergic

😂😂

I’d fuck off Gordon and Botman next window don’t trust them, petty aye but fuck em. Read the room you fkn dopes, a private message to your pal aye of course but on social media rubbing it in the faces of the coaches, ex teammates and the fans. Nah thick as pig shit that crack!

Fantastic

It appears fat Jack Hovell has shit his underpants. He's so edgy though.

Anyone remember when fishpaste said Liam bridcutt was good enough for Real Madrid. Got to laugh haven’t we

Newcastle fans now saying Alexander Isak downed tools last season on the pitch, as he didn't want them to qualify for the Champions League. An absolutely generational head loss, I'm sure we'd all agree.