Gah! That bloody seagull just ate one 🥺🐢 #BluePlanetLive

Have become posthumously obsessed with Elis James and evil john robins XFM podcast. Sad that it’s been canned before I discovered it but smug I still have 240 eps to go.

The The Guardian feature on wild swimming might be the most Guardian-y thing I’ve ever read.

Thank you Mark Ronson for spending 15 hours with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

Sally going to get a word in or is this just a blokes chat? #BBCBreakfast

When it's #NationalToastDay, and you can't choose between Heinz Beanz and Heinz Hoops - why not have them together? Vote to make BOOPZ happen

BIGGEST VOTE SINCE THE B WORD.... 😋🍞

'Am I a monumental cunt nugget? Absolutely.'

🗣 to all MPs

Each plate represents 1,000 school children. The 1,800 plates mean that 1.8 million children every day are at risk of starting the school day hungry. Magic Breakfast Watch - bit.ly/32l3x3h Learn more - heinz.co.uk/silencetherumb… #SilenceTheRumble #EndChildFoodPoverty

Something that won’t get enough attention in a winter lockdown: women will not have the freedom to follow encouragement of outdoor activities if they can only do it after a workday. It is now dark and unsafe. A rather rancid gender gap will be very obvious - to women, anyway.

I have always resisted comparisons between Boris Johnson and Donald Trump. Not tonight.

A lovely young group from a company in Bristol on Bristol Slave Trade walk on Tuesday 4 October. Very interactive discussion on this difficult part of Bristol, Bath and British history and of Colston's divisive legacy, and of the lessons to be learnt from this history. British Guild of Tourist Guides

Word of the day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has all the self-confidence of ignorance.