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wallace

@waifuwallace

hello. my name is wallace i am 54 years old and my hobbies involve feet and the muppet franchise. waifuwallace.bsky.social

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linkhttps://scratch.mit.edu/projects/572332414/ calendar_today20-05-2022 16:44:22

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so let's just say hypothetically i had a friend stuck his penis in really hot mashed potatoes and it's burning a lot and now it's still hot and swelling the pain is unbearable. should this friend go to the hospital or will it be okay on its own

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i'm giving sloppy head to a poutine in my beat-up chud car in the mcdonald's parking lot while i ride out a wave of mental illness

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i'd like to claim credit for the bronze shower. it's my unique twist on the golden shower but it's given by somebody with severe kidney problems