Get exiled!

Appropriate way to celebrate the anniversary then.

//OH SHIT! IT REALLY IS THE ONE YEAR TO THE DAY!!!!!

Next year. 😘

Honestly, once and ardent fighter now stands there reveling grimly. He loves Robb, yes. Arya too. Bran is just okay. But damn, it feels good watching the North disintegrate this time. The South sucks too though. You’re all evil capitalists.

All of a sudden questioning why he hasn’t become a cop. . . Hmmm

Lights up a cigarette and calls out to 𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. with a shit eating grin. “Hey, Bastard!” Theon takes a puff of nicotine. “Looks like you and I are allies now.” Funny turn of events, isn’t it.

Is @WU_Rosamund still around? It’s been a while since Theon’s provoked a lion.

Who's gonna' be the piñata?

Pet it and it bites back.

Some creatures need to be tamed!

Snorts as he curls his lips in, trying to refrain from smiling. The kraken looks knowingly at Gerris. He's always liked Drink's joie de vivre and humor. "Yeah, I suppose I am." But don't tell anyone that he's blushing over it.

Yeah, 'cause in what universe does a lion and a squid make sense. It doesn't. And he doubts that he could ever drag Rosa to a party with him. Regardless, "it's /wild/." Theon speaks fondly of her intensity. "It's good! It's— good." The sex of course. Not any vital human emotion.

Pops a squat next to 𝐀𝐒𝐇. after an hour at the gym. It’s leg day. “Hey, you.” The drenched Theon drinks from his water bottle as he looks out upon the falling sun illuminating the quad. “I have a question.”