I’ll be waiting and nursing my bloody nose until then

Bouncing a one year old on his knee and cheering on his wife. “Willa, darling, please don’t get arrested.”

Can we support the homeland somewhere away from the cops?

I have Artie under one arm and I am prepared to pick your 5’3 ass up under the other

good girl <3

If my family stop inciting anarchy, I’ll make them all hot chocolates.

No hot choccies in jail.

👀 Uh — yes, but like are you on a weird diet or something

Breathe Damon, breathe. Yes, you can have two

Do you have a good excuse like Damon’s for needing two?

If it means you’ll chill out, yes

Hands on his hips because he’s in full dad mode right now. “Go on then.”

He’ll just give him a moment to ground himself, a supportive hand on his shoulder to let him know he’s there. “Does your girlfriend want one?”

goddammit. wiping cream on the tip of her nose. “no favouritism for people who can’t give me a good reason to get seconds.”

“does he want a hot chocolate too? I’ll make him a tiny one.” ed steps over to where their toddler was rolling about with his empty juice cup.

gives her a hot cocoa.

He’ll take the lack of protest as a small victory, true or not. Edric grins at what he thinks is a confession and passes Damon the first mug. “What happened?”

You. Me. Crazy golf. Theon Greyjoy