Fantastic

You can be for something but still see clear as day the humans carrying out the something very clearly fucked up.

Fake bobcat alert.

The extra layer of jerkoffery involved in declaring “first ballot” hall of famers over other regular hall of famers has always delighted me.

Ryan Seacrest looks like a Tim Burton character.

Moira Rose is a top 5 all time television character.

It’s our patriotic duty to go watch a boring ass documentary about the First Lady. Give mgm $15 or dudes get to use the ladies room.

Grammys have been on for 70 minutes and they’ve given out 2 awards.

This guy’s a hero.

All the heroes are at the cinema.

An animator created a "ROBOCOP & THE TERMINATOR" cartoon and it absolutely needs to be a show 😂 (credit: Simon Doolan)

You Florida people do weird shit, Delvin Cox.

It’s weird that now we can’t just think what Billie Eilish said was dumb, we have to draft legal paperwork to evict her from her house.

Why does it not start til 9:05? What’s going on at 9:00?

Lars’ll probably sue him.

I’m happy for that gal but that doctor pepper jingle kinda blows.

What if they shit?

I hope one day we look back at all this and realize how trivial and lame it all was in the grand scheme of things.

The post with the scoop of the century.

They find that lady who got kidnapped yet?