Continue to make process on my kipping pull-ups, and feel like I’ve finally turned a corner in getting the hang of them.

Cyrano de Bergerick

Once again I am made to defend my clothing.

Said, as she told me she liked how it turned out, that I took a flower arranging summer class when I was six. (This is true.) Just in case she didn’t know ~how~ gay her son-in-law is.

What he's saying is 'we have no idea how this technology works, much less how to ensure its safety, which is why we can barely explain it—but we'd like to monetize it anyway, so we're going to pretend the fault lies with everyone else.'

I have fulfilled my Gay Son-in-Law duties by rearranging a bouquet my mother-in-law got into a vase.

Oh, I think not.