Turns out Volfsball is not a sport to play with a massive hangover.

That said, we won our first game! Not bad since we had to borrow two players from the Harringay Choppers...

Captain Johnny Chiodini and mascot Watson enjoying the first day of Volfsball and a memorable win for W. F. Detectives

I don't have any muscles left to pull. I have pulled them all.

Catch all the action from Sunday (and see just how unfit team captain Johnny Chiodini is) here: x.com/Volfsball/stat…

Also, we have a lovely new twitter header! Until we get a picture taken that isn't 2/3rds comprised of a rival team, that is...

Full team assembled, extra grey t shirts purchased. We're coming to Volfsball stronger (i.e. less hungover) than ever this Sunday.

Here we Here we Here we heckin' go x.com/brfootball/sta…

Team mascot Watson, who is hungry for victory. If by victory, you mean lunch.

Amazing first appearances today from fellow detectives @batmurt & @StephenMyott. Johnny Chiodini did ok then injured himself. Watson's fine.

Injury update: shitting hell this hurts. May need new arm.

Oh look, we've got a lovely new team photo featuring players who aren't actually borrowed off other teams.

Important update: Johnny tore his deltoid back in May (sodding MAY) but it is sort of better now. Detectives to return soon.

Safe to say this year's Volfsball season did not go well for the Detectives. We'll be back next year. We won't do any diving for the ball.

In a classic continuation of our last season of Volfsball, the Detectives will not be turning out today. We're just lulling you into a false sense of security.