Nice to see Ron Weasley and his brothers in for a drink tonight, but is that also Voldemort and Hagrid lurking in the background?

Our manager made this sign because we garnish a Bloody Mary with a slice of Beef Tomato.

Tonight in our Dublin venue we are having a drag queen show to help raise funds for those suffering due to the current conflict in the Middle East. So get along and see the ‘girls’ Beth-Leigh Hem, Jerry Usalem and irelands best Queen Jen O’side put on a show.

You tell them sugartits!! However the one in/one out rule for gingers still applies! Tom

We’re gonna need more Guinness!

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day.

As it is #InternationalWomensDay we will be paying all of our employees who identify as female the same as the ones with penises, as for the ones with penises who identify as female they will all be paid with pretend money to match their pretend gender.

If the Mrs makes you chose between Valentine’s Day with her or a pint down Spoons with the lads what you choosing?

To the person who claimed we don’t sell any Rangers items, I’d just refer you to our best selling Lisbon Lions mug and encourage you to scroll down to the related items.

personalisedtings.co.uk/product/lisbon…

Tell that to Wetherspoons Elon!

No doubt Sky are behind this remake, Scotty will be Ukrainian, Captain Kirk will be Non-binary and Jean-Luc Picard will be Ginger.

When our bar staff ask you if you know your table number.

I’ve done more for the homeless and less fortunate than any politician in this country has ever done! Sir Tim

I’m a one legged hermaphrodite away from a full house here.

I assume we will be seeing you tomorrow then?!

Who let this knob on social media

You just knew he would have something to say 🥱

And there we have it ladies and gentlemen, it was never about anything but prejudice/general misogyny. I thought Burger King was home of the whoppers.

Before we know it they will be letting Gingers run the line!

Ah yes sorry about that, she did tell us she had the painters in. Tom