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Insanely gorgeous contrail produced by tonight’s #SpaceX launch at 8:48 pm. Here’s the view from Cherry Grove via Kim Pfennigwerth.

I'm going to end up fighting someone because of this stupid sprained ankle. Probably in a grocery store.

I'm never going to get used to desk work. Having a broken foot sucks.

NEWS: Washington State transfer Cedric Coward, one of the top guards in the portal, has committed to Duke, he announced. The 6-6 senior averaged 17.7 points, 7.0 rebounds, and 3.7 assists this season in only six games played due to injury. on3.com/college/duke-b…

Sure, Barry Sanders could run for 2000 yards, but could he dunk a basketball? Yes. Yes, he could do that also.

I have so much stupid shit to tell my best friend but they don't have power and may not for days. First world problems.

I swear, the NC General Assembly worries about the dumbest shit.

I would not wish a broken foot on anyone(well maybe one person). This shit has been toughhhhhhhhh.

Grant Holmes strikes out Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman to start the game for the Atlanta Braves 😤

How it should be 🤙

Yo Durham Bulls How can I get in on that first pitch?

“Man, your wife is crazy, your friends are afraid to tell you.”

As shitty as life has been lately, I am 6 days away from eating at my favorite joint ever.

AUSTIN RILEY SENDS THIS BASEBALL 426 FEET INTO THE SEATS 💥 Braves up early over the Dodgers 👀

Got rid of the walking boot Wednesday! Unfortunately overdid it yesterday, mainly by taking crazy dog Frank to the vet. Off for the next 5 days so I'll be able to keep it elevated! I can't wait to be normal again.

Good morning!

I think May will become next beach week month. Phenomenal weather. Rain some, amazing sun some.