Phenomenal thread #IWD2022

For older people who keep voting for this shit, what’s the end goal here? Shove all under 30s into 10 person dorms with bunkbeds living off dried pasta and citalopram until we die? What a truly Great Britain.

Ya know how Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський played a president on a TV show before actually being voted president for real? Hugh Grant that is all. #hughforPM

Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.

Just sayin…

Wow, just wow. #hughforpm

It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonald’s apple pie

If I were advising the UK Prime Minister, I would tell them to make a televised statement to the nation tonight (or very soon) along the following lines: 1. We are in an energy crisis. This crisis is having a dreadful effect on everyone’s finances. And it is going to get worse.

So because a bunch of unelected right wing zealots trashed the economy, we’re back to austerity & all its miseries? Please RT if you want a general election now.

We did a thing!! Out tomorrow HELLO! 🥰 - A J W

Vicky大好き！❤ ◾️ VIX ◾️ Danny Jones

What do we reckon he’s gonna go for? 💡 As some of you already guessed, it’s Vix and Matt here 👋🏻 babysitting socials while Danny is busy making jungle friends 🐍 Let’s do it!!! 👑 #TeamDanny #ImaCeleb I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

◾️ VIX ◾️ gorgeous ❤️

Danny and Dean’s shopping spree means 8 Stars for Camp tonight! 🛍️ #ImACeleb