#AccidentalPartridge

Amazon proof of delivery photo.

Extremely disappointed with wahaca White City, took my sister and mum last week spending well over £100, and all three of us got the most horrendous food poisoning that my sister and I were off work for two days and she still isn't right.

The most disrespected chocolate bar in the world.

If you see the police, Waramount

If #EastEnders has to be on at quarter to 10 at night, the least I expect is for Phil Mitchell to a say Fuck.

2023 was okay, autumn fucking sucked but I made two amazing friends in Zoah Hedges-Stocks 🎠 and Ange and I absolutely adore them. January marks the start of a lot of new stuff, new pathways, new learning curves and many many sleepless nights for the foreseeable future and I can't wait xx

OH MY GOD I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A GLADIATOR 🫶

Love you, my silly baby donkey 💜💜💜

Living in a corner, this is filth.

Thank you Barnacles for forgetting how to sleep for 20 hours and making sure I was in the loop every step of the way please don't do it again 🫶

Made some jimbles for little Barnacles 🫶

Little Barnacles was super brave having his final jabs, we can go on our first walkies next weekend. He better brace himself for all the people squealing how cute he is 💜

I'm not really on social media much these days- attempting to do a bunch of building upgrades in the house *entirely on my own* and when the idiot rat goblin isn't screaming for attention, he's eating the sofa/polystyrene/nettles/bees.

Feel like pure shit just want her back x