There's actually a documentary about the first 8 days of my life called 'Matt Lucas : Uncut'

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THINGS SAID IN CUSTODY: Detainee - "I should have listened to my wife and not had a drink. She said I'd get myself arrested. Annoyingly, she's always right. Mind you she was wrong once, but that was my fault" PC - "I think I'm married to her sister"

Getting a bit bored with answering political tweets for one night (‘YOU’RE bored!’, I hear you scream 😄)... so here’s a photo of my cat, who doesn’t give a monkey’s arse for the whole damn caboodle! #RuSmall

Salcombe beauty spot homes plans withheld from councillors How on earth could this have happened! We are still in a democracy aren’t we??? #salcombe bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Hugest happy birthday to my utterly, you have to be bonkers to live with me husband. 💕🥂💕🥂

Jeremy Clarkson I THOUGHT that this illustration of how such a tiny piece of debris was key to convicting a killer driver might enable you to understand why scene examination takes so long to do properly... But no, you just prove you ARE an ignorant, arrogant fuckwit... Bye

northernsnippet That's four covers, four place settings, four punters to be nice to... Four diners, four meals.

Had a wonderful visit this week from Cate of Hearing Dogs for Deaf People with a local lady-Kath & her dog Elkie to say TY for our fundraising. Elkie is Kaths 2nd hearing dog, it was lovely to hear the difference she’s made to Kath. We’ve raised under £8k! Jim Sloan The Morning Advertiser Greg Mulholland, The Pub Champion

Victoria Inn Hearing Dogs for Deaf People Jim Sloan The Morning Advertiser Superb! Well done all involved! 👏🏼👍🏼🍺 #pubs #charityinpubs

Victoria Inn He was on best behaviour 😂

Happily back in Salcombe and will be looking forward to a visit or two to Victoria Inn 😊

‘Excuse me your toilet isn’t flushing properly’ 😰 ‘Excuse me that’s because you left something large down there and covered it over with half a roll of bog roll ‘ 🤢

Even after 11 yrs in #salcombe I love catching these moments! Visit Devon @sdevontourism VisitBritain PR | Let's Eat Seafood |.UK #tenacious Jim Sloan Jane Devonshire John Salmon Jill Mansell ✨🥂💛📙💛🥂✨ @robport111 Rachel Gee

Victoria Inn Coming to see you on Saturday for a week !!

Lots of fresh local produce arrived today! Beautiful SalcombeMeatCompany being butchered by Head Chef James and fresh incredible lobster from local boat Mayhem II SE33 #uselocal #qualityproducts #westcountrylarder

We’re feeling festive!! Time for mulled wine!! #ItsBeginningToLookALotLikeChristmas #mulledwine #feelingfestive

Blue skies teased us this morning while our new signage was installed! St Austell Brewery Salcombe Information