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Janel Comeau

@verybadllama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton

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I have transgendered the aliens that were in the prison and which also were probably executing the babies forgive me I have the best rallies so large and so not bored

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Trump looks like it's his first night ever having a human face and he's testing out what it can do every time Harris is talking

Trump looks like it's his first night ever having a human face and he's testing out what it can do every time Harris is talking
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legit question for Americans - how do I transgender the 30-50 illegal aliens that run into my prison in 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

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is it good that a man running to be commander-in-chief of the US military can be whipped into a frothing Facebook boomer rage like one of those abused fighter fish being shown a mirror

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they're doing [throws dart] transgender operations on [spins wheel] illegal aliens in the [picks a card] prisons, just ask [rolls dice] Viktor Orban and [consults Ouija board] my friend Abdul, head of the Taliban

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What's happening in Gaza is totally unacceptable. A school turned shelter for around 12,000 people was hit by Israeli airstrikes again today. Six of our UNRWA colleagues are among those killed. These dramatic violations of international humanitarian law need to stop now.