Hey do you all want to know what happened in Budapest? Do ya? GET READY.. . . . . . . Because I ain't motherfucking telling.

@OfficialFaIcon Doctor [Inactive] Tony Stark steve rogers Which is why you are artificial aka FAKE N PHONY

@OfficialFaIcon You are caw-razy son

@OfficialFaIcon Yes I did yes I did some body please tell me who the eff I is

I thought having Hawkeye and Falcon was enough but no we are also bringing in a female named Mockingbird We own a damn bird zoo at SHIELD

Of course Steve Rogers would do the ice challenge Guess he forgot the last time he was with ice he was with it for 70 years

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Congrats @OfficialFaIcon I always knew you would come out youtube.com/watch?v=tPmLzs…

Nick Fury ALMOST AS GOOD AS A CAPE, OH FURIOUS ONE! pic.x.com/oy5jMFK0D5

Guess who's back Back again Fury's back From the dead

@OfficialFaIcon Son I am interested as to why you're gay in 4 holes who are your other 2 lovers do tell me

Reaction to Age of Ultron trailer

*Lets out a thousand screams* youtube.com/watch?v=eGwuoY…

Lets be honest the real reason Bucky has a metal arm is because he was trying to lift Thor's hammer like a frat boy

FOR ALL THE MIDGARDIANS WHO WILL NEVER SEE NICHOLAS FURY'S DESK, THIS IS WHAT IS UPON IT Nick Fury

When you die for a few months only to return and discover that some cranky ass robot tryna kill the world

Totally not looking at a robot called Ultron or something

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to state the obvious, we have a doppelganger in our midst