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Verhofstadt's Quiff

@verhofstadtq

Walker, fisherman, shootist, hunter, gardener, storyteller & comedian.
Drinker of ales and stouts.
Eats at Greggs.
Carer for a donkey.
PTSD induced Tourette's.

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calendar_today15-05-2019 21:07:54

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Poor mental health used as mitigation in the Huw Edwards case. Arrested in November 2023 for crimes going back at least 16 months, so let's say August 2022. In September 2022, he was well enough to take the lead role in the BBC coverage of the Queen's funeral. I smell it again πŸ’©

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Walking the dogs down the cycle path earlier and a bloke on a bike had an electronic beeper, bell thingy. I shit myself when he gave me three beeps. Thought it was my pager going off.

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People worrying about pagers exploding on airplanes, the video I saw showed a bloke neatly having his knackers removed in a greengrocers. Didn't even bruise the tomatoes he was browsing.

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My eldest daughter is trying to convince me that it would be OK to wear a 50 quid suit to her younger sister's wedding next year. "Would you have been happy if I wore it to your wedding a few years ago?" Silence. Dad talks fair play and common sense yet again.

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To experience one global pandemic in your lifetime is unusual. To experience two in 5 years is unbelievable. So that's what you should do. Don't believe it. gbnews.com/health/bird-fl…

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And another one. Total failures. A laughing stock. The reverse Midas touch. Everything they touch turns to shit. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ nation.cymru/news/welsh-gov…

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When people think they can win the argument by pointing out Boris took more bungs than Starmer, it proves how dire the situation is in the UK. THEY ARE ALL FUCKIN CROOKS, YOU THICK TWATS.

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Prior to July 2024, it didn't need reform, it just needed more money from the bastard Tories in London. What changed πŸ€”πŸ€” bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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Everybody arguing about hospitality, private box seats, clothes, wallpaper, glasses, other gifts. You do realise that the people you are defending, or criticising, depending on your slant, are pissing themselves laughing, because they really don't give a tuppenny fuck about you.