Whipped cream is totally her nickname for me.

I'll cover myself in sugar again, but the ant bites are totally a bitch...

Who knew they could live so long in there too? I totally should've paid more attention in that building with all the teachers.

That's what that building was called. I did go sometimes. I spent a lot of time hanging in this stairwell that totally smelled like paint.

-FANGS- What can I say? I'm totally your Vaughnpire bat.

-totally gets wood-

Once you've done the ground, you keep wood around.

Those poor bushes need a pruning. They're totally the real victims of the man not understanding the complexities of the art you inspire.

No way. That's what I call my dads. RT Facts In Your Face: Lord of Butt is what people in Hong Kong and China call Jennifer Lopez.

-totally fangs for Winnifred Harrison all over again, would agree with anything- Yeah, you're right, that's like really meta or something.

-grabs Winnifred Harrison's ass- We don't need no stinkin' shovels.

I love it when the chica holds my sway.

-watches Winnifred Harrison sleep like a creeper-

-FANGS-

-STARES-

-looks up to Winnifred Harrison's eyes- Those are great too, chica, but I wasn't done down here yet... -looks back to her boobs-

Aye, aye, captain. -salutes Winnifred Harrison, a couple ways over- Are we riding your ass or are you riding me again?

-whinnies for his Winnifred Harrison, takes off towards Wal-Mart once outside-

-lets Winnifred Harrison ride in the cart, speeds it down an aisle, jumps up on it, arms out- I'm the king of the Wal-Mart!

-slips a card under Roman B. Brigant's door in recognition of the day, does not offer to make him hot dogs-