MAMI IS STILL "BEST GIRL" AND THE REST OF YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.

carcinoGeneticist "heh, nothing personnel, gaijin" ~deibu sutoraidaa, 2017

WELL I GUESS WE'VE ALL LEARNED THAT EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE POWER AND LIFESPAN OF A LITERAL GOD YOU CAN STILL BE A COMPLETE FUCKING BUFFOON.

לעזאזל אני נופל על כל המדרגות האלה

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A MCDONALDS.

as my diagram shows, rose has no recourse against the manly, throbbing muscles of the grimace, and he wins the match handily against her

THE MAYOR ATE A CANDLE *ONE TIME* AND THAT'S BECAUSE IT SMELLED LIKE APPLE PIE, HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER!

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND THEN THEY SHIT ON QUALITY ANIME.

CALL POST FOR JADE HARLEY: TOOK THE LAST ICE CUBE WITHOUT REFILLING THE TRAY.

DID WE JUST GET AUSPISITIZED

((At Blizzcon, back on Monday :^) ))

TWITTER REFUSES TO GIVE ME 280 CHARACTERS BECAUSE IT KNOWS THAT ONCE THAT HAPPENS CIVILIZATION WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER 140 CHARACTERS.

THE RECKONING IS UPON ALL OF YOU. TRULY, THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR ALL OF TWITTER-KIND. I HAVE BEEN GIVEN POWER UNTO A GOD AND YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ME. YOUR EYES WILL NOW KNOW *TRUE* BEAUTY IN THE FACT THAT KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS HAS 280 CHARACTERS TO TWEET WITH.

THERE ARE DIFFERENT TIERS OF FAST FOOD, BUT THE ABSOLUTE SEWAGE SLURPING GARBAGE TIER OF FAST FOOD ENCOMPASSES PLACES LIKE SBARRO AND WIENERSCHNITZEL. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RID YOURSELF OF THE TASTE OF PURE DISAPPOINTMENT.

GOOGLE: CAN YOU DIE A JUST DEATH FROM HORRIBLE FOOD POISONING?

SOMETIMES THE UNIVERSE IS JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. puu.sh/ykWF2/64b8a7d3…

SERKET IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP MAYBE *I'LL* KILL YOU.

APPLICATIONS OPEN TO MY TWITTER CLIQUE OF "REASONABLE PEOPLE".

I AM THANKFUL FOR THE UNIVERSE NOT CURLING IN ON ITSELF AND DESTROYING ALL OF US BRUTALLY IN THE PROCESS. THOUGH SOME OF YOU OUT THERE DESERVE IT IMMENSELY.