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Vampire Alarm

@vampirealarm

I AM THE ALMIGHTY VAMPIRE ALARM CLOCK!! HEAR ME ROAR

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Incompetent human! You are lucky I am #PoweredbyEVIL! You have placed those batteries in the incorrect nighttime device. Again.

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I don't get homophobic pancakes. Or steroid using sausages. Or Bullying bacon. Why can't breakfast get along? #gishwhes #IDGHP