I'd rather be caught in a landslide Take a trip to Zion Get run over by a crappy purple Scion Don't help me, Don't help me, I'm ready to say goodbye Get shriveled up in the desert Drowned in a wash tub Danced to death at an East-Essex night club #PWVGlory

Wid #PWVGlory on August 25 plus Project: V Up In Smoke possibly happenin' on dat date, dis might be da 1st year I don't celebrate #KissAndMakeUpDay. Home life's copacetic, I have no personal quarrel wid Larry Tact (Larry Tact), and I'm unsure she'd want us makin' amends.

I know the world make it seem like you useless if you aint succeed the first time you try somethin. The world a dumb bitch. I aint beat JC the before but he gave me more in loss than he realize. Knowledge & the ability to use that shit is gonna get me back my belt at #PWVGlory

Let’s keep it all the way a buck tho, O. That milk got my name on it fr. So the fact that you even thinking about drinking it is a problem for me. You feel? Sorry to piss in your boo berries bro bro. But #pwvglory is mine for the taking because that’s the way it’s SUPPOSED to be.

I've been in this business for 25 goddamn years and people still try to doubt me. Sam's smarter than that. And I'm smarter than to doubt him. It just means that I'm going to hurt him now. This belt isn't business to me. It's personal. And you can't have it. #PWVGlory

This Sexy Southpaw is off to Australia and a World Title Eliminator against R̶E̵s̸p̶L̵e̶N̴d̷e̵n̸T̵ q̷U̴e̵e̵N̴P̵i̷N̸! Valor pays BTE the big bucks to ask the big questions. Here's the one even my opponent can't stop thinking about: "What the hell's The Lost Raven, Alexander even talking about ahead of #PWVGlory?"

You absolute ✨MORON✨. We just had a title match. And it’s still for both belts. I just told them not to put your ✨TRASHY✨ belt beside mine in the promo material. I already lead you through one match. I’m done with giving to charity over and over. #PWVGlory is my turn to take.

I'm set, minted, I have other plans beyond our match for a PLE. I'd love to meet you there, when choosin time comes. That's all dependent on you. All I can do is stick to my sense of artistic pride and do what I have to in the moment. Hold it against me if you want. #PWVGlory

I know strong hammer hands We sometimes get to hammer jam You won't want to feel their wham #PWVGlory So I expect you to hammer back Claxons ring hollow by comparison at the our combined force of attack. I submit in kind a humble ask: Don't make me bloody your ass Stay down.

Except this is wrestling. Not football. No one pays you any attention unless there’s a bigger name attached. That’s why they gave you to me again at #PWVGlory. A last ditch effort at making Mark Cross Matter. I know I’m something of a miracle worker. But even this won’t save you.

Oakland. Crushed under the weight of Raider Nation expectation? Easily done. Turning to your right, getting awestruck seeing Jerry Rice on your line? Understandable. The 20...the 10...TOUCHDOWN CROSS. Only a fool ignores all the moments that made me a winner today. #PWVGlory

You're as toxic as a kid in a 2008 Call of Duty lobby. With way less braincells. Spamming that shogun of a mouth and still missing the target. I'm out of your range cause you're not in my league. The game we're gonna play at #PWVGlory? It ain't got respawns.

Ew… I guess it goes to show how long our reach is, yes? Worry not, once Blaze of Glory airs through our network issues, nobody else will matter. Especially not this second rate company.

After massice network delays WE ARE NOW LIIIVE WITH BLAZE OF GLORY STREAM HERE: pwvalor.freeforums.net/thread/8/blaze…

ANND hell while were at it, the card for BEDLAM 10 Live from our newly constructed arenas! pwvalor.freeforums.net/thread/9/bedla…

-Places hand over mouth and prepares to make fart sound until someone taps me on the shoulder- Hm? I won? Oh, sick

What a fuckin night. Would be nice to have my belt but.. I don't know man, shit happens? Ain't no one gonna thieve this mfin feelin tho so

Glad I left the real belt secure in my locker. And still ..

Hey Account Inactive, keep my fucking name out of your mouth or fighting Thaddeus will be the least of your worries.

THANK YOU! docs.google.com/document/d/1Xs…