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The do's and don'ts of being a valet driver.

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If you don't get tipped, never yell "fuck you asshole" to the driver of the vehicle. This usually results in immediate termination. #dont

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When parking a celebrities car, never shake their hand with both of yours and hand them a reel and/or head shot. #dont #hollywood #valet

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When pulling out of the valet zone on a busy road, always check your side view mirrors for bikers. When they get close, start to pull out.

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If a father with hot daughters doesn't tip you, ALWAYS stare at his daughters tits. Next step, smile at him and give him a thumbs up. #dos

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When parking a sports car worth more than 100k, always take it to the closest parking lot for doughnuts...donuts? #winning #idontknow

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When opening Sean Penn's car door, make sure you don't say a word, or he will call you an asshole and try to kick you in the face. #insane

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Do not get caught racing a hotel guests SLS AMG Benz, they usually throw a fit..and you will probably get fired immediately. #raceforlife