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Mark Urbanek

@urbanekmark

Pro looper-NJ strong-Mets/Jets-Marathoner

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calendar_today15-01-2012 15:34:38

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If the market is in shambles and unemployment at 30%+, wouldn’t the only way to be re-elected be to massively inflate the number of potential casualties so the actual number makes you look good? No rocket scientists were necessary in the creation of this tweet

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If the cruise ships want some bailout money, which they don’t deserve, they should start by sending all their empty ships to coastal cities for support.

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Can’t imagine how much work went into moving all those tournaments around on the pga tour knowing that they most likely will be moved again, and then not played at all.

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We know from S Korea that you can get covid-19 again after testing neg & that your most contagious a couple of days before you have symptoms 🤔seems like a great time to send everyone back out. Figure out the PPP & Unemployment Benefits fast & stay home for a few more weeks

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Impossible to find a worse business to open up in the first wave of economic comeback than gyms. Filthy, crowded and borderline irrelevant with the online fitness presence.

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I’m sorry I’m not impressed with businesses/universities giving back PPP loans, they never should’ve applied for them in the first place! It’s either a publicity stunt to advertise or they’ve been guilted into returning it, either way it’s BS.

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🚨NEW PODCAST:🚨 Grab a drink and give a listen to our latest caddies-only 'Happy Hour' podcast featuring Ken Kowaluk, michael bestor, Scott Sajtinac & Mark Urbanek. Also available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify by searching "Caddie Network." 🍻 bit.ly/3eNrKDy

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Didn’t anyones mother ever say “if he told you to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge would you do it?” or was mine the only one? #cloroxchewables

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Paired w Alex Smith AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am for 3 days 8 months before his injury. Dude was incredibly humble and all around awesome guy to be around. Rooting hard for his continued recovery. #Project11

Paired w Alex Smith <a href="/attproam/">AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am</a> for 3 days 8 months before his injury.  Dude was incredibly humble and all around awesome guy to be around.  Rooting hard for his continued recovery.  #Project11
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Funny, in all those stories from my grandparents about living through the Depression I don’t remember them being offered more money to stay home or binging tv. The loaf of bread they shared for a house of 12 wasn’t delivered from amazon either 🤔

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Going to need some elaborating here please... sounds like they dropped that in there like it was nothing. That’s the number one issue at stake here ⁦Rex Hoggard

Going to need some elaborating here please... sounds like they dropped that in there like it was nothing.  That’s the number one issue at stake here ⁦<a href="/RexHoggardGC/">Rex Hoggard</a>⁩
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I’m all for the masks in public for the safety of those that need it, but damn, y’all are missing out on this sweet mustache I’ve been cultivating #RonBurgundy

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Quick thank you to all those involved at the PGA TOUR preparing us for a comeback in June. Hopefully we can show America that reopening the country is possible if done with care and proper precautions.

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I’ve reached the point in my phones life where I don’t give a sh*t and removed the case and screen protector. So liberating

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You know how I know it’s still 2020? I’ve been out of work for 3.5 months and my first day back on the road is a drive from Fl to Texas in this:

You know how I know it’s still 2020? I’ve been out of work for 3.5 months and my first day back on the road is a drive from Fl to Texas in this: