A wee while ago, some knobber graffito'd the pub with 'Gayz Onley' (sic) Rather than let it annoy us, we figured we could have some fun with it. So here we are - for one week only - Gayz Onley, (currently) North Fort St's only pop-up Pride bar! 🌈

Gesture politics

one for you Dom…

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just listened to an ex-brewery owner (gleefully) announce to fellow drinkers in the pub that they will be participating in dry January for the second year running. erm; read, the, fucking, room. reader: I had another to compensate & shall repeat.

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for fuck’s sake

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This is the equivalent of when they shout at us in the street "Cheer up Love. Give us a smile" And if Angela smiles in the chamber? She's flirting. Solidarity Angela. You snarl girl. 💅

I wrote a Book! Its a Home Brewing book called: Wild Brews: The Craft of Home Brewing from Sour and Fruit Beers to Farmhouse Ales. Took me 3 years to write it 😬 Its coming out tomorrow Please someone buy it! 😅 waterstones.com/book/wild-brew…

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Police. Enforcement wing of the fascistic Tory party. I await my arrest.

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so THAT’s the collective noun for tories? i always believed it was something far more vulgar