"I cut yous ans you noes sees it comins!" ❀ Supersoldier. Tiny Terror. Brat. Princess. Cusses A Lot. ❀ Knows many ways to kill you, don't test her. ❀ Loves Bucky Barnes and Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody||. ❀ Mini Danica George - ||Parody|| ❀ Author: .

I did no poop in dat yadys shoppin' bag. Was already dere cause she hads shitty tastes in clothes.

Smooths a palm over her back with a sleepy mumble, a faint smile tugging at the corner of his lips.

“Well it’s not like she woke up blind in the middle of a fucking Hydra base, is it? No, the bitch was surrounded by family and loved ones. So she can suck a dick with her temper tantrums.”

Grumbles and flops on top of Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody||.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Is off to spend the rest of the night loving his Babydoll] Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody||

[Has just finished getting #LittleDani tucked into bed (complete with the four bedtime stories she demanded) and slowly pads his way into the room he shares with Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody||] She's finally asleep. For a little while anyway. Want to have a quiet beer or two out on the patio?

[Koala clings to Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| because he fucking can]

[Leaves these for Dani George - ||Parody|| to find. Definitely not a bribe. Nope. Not at all]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Pulls Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| and Dani George - ||Parody|| into a cuddle pile on the floor]

#NewProfilePic

Allows this, obviously. For he is just a poor, innocent, blind man who can't fight off a big, bad super soldier. x.com/ShieldedDumbas…

Thinks it's pretty hot when Steve is all bossy and gives a smartass little salute in between kisses. x.com/ShieldedDumbas…

||Silent Soldier|| ||MoodMusic: youtube.com/watch?v=p2lTht… || ||Mentions: Steve Rogers ||Parody|| || ||Present - Somewhere In Bucharest|| Abandoned Hydra Base. Just outside Bucharest. Recon mission, there have been talks about activity around the base. Five years later and these assholes --

Slowly walks around the place he now shares with Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody||, trying to perfect the mental map of where every piece of furniture sits so that he doesn't wind up stubbing his toes or tripping over something again. He still can't really wrap his head around the fact that --

Cpt. Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| he's living here with Steve, considering he's just spent the last few years hiding his existence from him. Suddenly, he feels that pressure on his back - the one that tells him that someone is watching him - that has him chuckling quietly. "You enjoying the show, Babydoll?"

[Leaves on the nightstand for Bucky Barnes knowing he can find it, my dollface is good like that]

“Nope. Even with my mashed potato brains, I’m pretty sure I don’t have any kids...”