Good morning #PeopleHelpingPeople ,

We were unable to disburse last week because we didn't rein in enough donations - we hope to sort SMEs and students this weekend, so your #1,000 will definitely lean in a great deal.

Again, thank you for trusting us with this. 👏

'If you follow monkey because of money, one day money go finish but you and monkey go remain'

Of course it is a Nigerian man.

See, I'm tired.

I'm not the craziest football fan but I do not miss any CBS episode because I genuinely love seeing this quartet interact.

How Kate takes jabs at Jamie, Titi's subtle expression of affection for Kate, Micah's hilarious nature.

CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ ate with this selection.

To the new follows, silver and gold I have not.

But you see my pinned thread, that's my gift to you.

It changed my life. It has changed the life of hundreds of young people like me.

I've also sworn to this account that I'll never take it down until I bid this app farewell.

🎵🎶
My bololo don dey scatter
Ololo biggest bunda
Man get the liver like dispatcher
No make para boy come dey para

Open bible, open Isaiah
Street Messiah 🎵 🎶

This is my mathematics teacher from secondary school who laid the foundation of my love for numbers, Uncle Soji.

We ended up teaching together for a couple of years.

He is a good man, he runs a school and the school needs all the help it can get.

If you're looking to do some…

Unfortunate greetings, Egbon.

Why did you omit my name?

You called me a båstärd last month and the last 3 RTs happened.

Your children shouldn't grow up to see that you didn't fight back.
Defend your honor, Egbon. Fight back.

Please, don't disrespect me like this again.

I'm a 6'2 caramelized, properly chiseled Yoruba demon.

All my degrees are in First Class, distinctions and I have 2 Ph.Ds in view (not Honoris Causa, please).

Can you say the same for that overbloated goblin with faceplanted BBL?

I understand that GRV is an attractive man but you're a married man - at least, have some shame.

You already work double shifts lapping the besmirched balls of that neurodegenerative drug baron - cut your jaws and right hand some slack; stop wanking at Gbadebo's mentions.

You're an African man using slavery to score cheap social points.

You're nothing but a lanky wanky, mentally twisted failed comedian.

Angels on internship moulded you, God saw the prototype then stepped out to the backyard to laugh.

Baba Suwe that stopped downloading at 23%.

Fun fact:
This school is owned by Seun Osewa's parents

I know because I applied there thrice to be a Biology/Chemistry teacher when I was still living in Ota

On the day I went for my interview - as I entered the school, you know how you just know?
I knew I wouldn't get the job.

Seyi, I am so sorry 😞

I wasn't familiar with your game.

Excited to share that my first research paper has been published in International Research Journal of Oncology.

Follow the link to read: journalirjo.com/index.php/IRJO…

If I become President, this coconut head is the first person I'm throwing in jail because what is this disrespect?