I come back to this thread to get my heart broken afresh because the murderer of this man's sister is currently roaming free. A free man.

Someone with a face and a name. A free man.

LMFAOOOO!

Why?
You had 9 months, man. 9 months.

There are names you'll give a child and I'll know that you actually don't mean well for that child.

No deep thinking. No reflection. Just the first word that came to your mind.

Why will you name a child 'Friday' or 'Endurance'?

If you like go and settle for Wasiu.

The one that her voice thunders like MC Oluomo when she's on her period, sings Odumeje word for word, opens coke with bare teeth and eats beans directly from the fire.

Soft feminine women or nothing.
I'm not recruiting for NURTW, please.

'I need' search filter pops up 100+ results on TL.

You don't have a job, can't make your own hair, can't fix your laptop or afford a new one but yes, let's 👏 brokeshame 👏

You're focused on the wrong issues, babes.

You need both deliverance and a coursera account. 💋

Don't you just love it?

'Modern' women will always be funny.

Modern women want the authority of a man, the advantage of a woman and the accountability of a child.

Now I get it:

The more liquid you get, the less cooked you want your steak.🌚

Comfortably liquid = medium rare
Unbelievably liquid = rare

If you always ask them to overcook your steak, you already know where you fall 🌝

It is steak, not suya.

Arrested.

Everyday I come on this app and question what my actual talent is because this is 🔥

Today, my partner has to hyphenate her father's name with my name or else I'm a misogynist.

Tomorrow, my children have to bear my father-in-law's name or else I'm a misogynist.

You should actually stay back in your father's house - after all marriage isn't an achievement.