I made a delicious rosemary and Parmesan focaccia last night. I cannot show it off because my iPhone camera looks like an acid trip and I’m too cheap to replace my phone, but trust me, it’s amazing.

This is why I don’t trust magicians. I’m convinced they’re warlocks just messing with us

My heart.

We do not respect Wikipedias internal linking as much as we should

Please respect my privacy at this time (Orioles continue to break my heart).

I am looking to hire someone with 0-6 months of experience who is looking to get into PPC. I'm looking for a hustler. Someone who has an insatiable appetite to learn from one of the best in the world and become elite. I don't care if you went to college. I don't care what

Fun fact, I’ve never seen Mean Girls and that cam out when I was a teenager.

Imagine finding out your direct manager was traded to Sales for 3 intern prospects

It’s a coffee day for me. Prepare accordingly

Update 🚨 I guess my name is now “Bro Dad”

Congrats to Search Engine Land and Semrush for joining forces. searchengineland.com/semrush-acquir…

Super moon looks fantastic from my backyard

We’re 19 days away from the election and it gives me so much anxiety.

I might break my years long fast tomorrow and buy a pack of cigarettes.

Happy anniversary to the Gunpowder plot. Also, it’s Election Day! I do not care for that kind of coincidence today.

I voted, then went to Applebees. I have a client call in an hour and let me just say that’s ridiculous

Is this because I didn’t buy a pack of cigarettes yesterday?

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